Friday, August 27, 2010
Saturday, November 28, 2009
My Mom, The Confidence Builder
Today I was straitening my hair, and when I do this, I like to section my hair, so part of my hair goes into a pony tail on the top of my head......
well I walk downstairs with this half down, very top of my head bun... and my mom looks shocked....
Mom: Are you going out like that?
Jess: Like what? (thinking my clothes) Yeah, what wrong with it?
Mom: No Your hair!
Jess: I am straitening my hair
Mom: Oh okay good.... I was worried you thought that was a cute hairstyle, and you were going to leave this house with it... and no one would talk to you ... and you would come home crying and I would have to talk to you and tell you you are a beautiful person.
Jess: ..... Thanks mom.
well I walk downstairs with this half down, very top of my head bun... and my mom looks shocked....
Mom: Are you going out like that?
Jess: Like what? (thinking my clothes) Yeah, what wrong with it?
Mom: No Your hair!
Jess: I am straitening my hair
Mom: Oh okay good.... I was worried you thought that was a cute hairstyle, and you were going to leave this house with it... and no one would talk to you ... and you would come home crying and I would have to talk to you and tell you you are a beautiful person.
Jess: ..... Thanks mom.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Creative Birthday messages
I gave my mom a birthday Card this week, and i gave her the best message I knew.
Mom for your Birthday, I am going to get your name tattooed on my Ass
so you can finally be a pain in my ass... well you were before but this time we can make it official..
Love Jessica
she loved it! Took it to work.
Mom for your Birthday, I am going to get your name tattooed on my Ass
so you can finally be a pain in my ass... well you were before but this time we can make it official..
Love Jessica
she loved it! Took it to work.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Second time!
I got cock blocked AGAIN! (Twat blocked) and by like 4 people this time.........
Not impressed.
Not impressed.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
advice I give concerning dating
I think I should right a dating guide.... I give excellent advice
Today I told a friend to go to a party that the guy she is in to, is at. Drink a bit, then kiss him. B/c if it works... you are sober... but if he turns you down you can play it off as you were sooooo wasted......
this is actual advice i give people. I would do this to. I actually planned once to do this... but on the two occasions the other guy didn't come, and i wasn't ever alone with him......
So dating rule 1. Always be "drunk". Keep a flask filled with water in your backpack, encase the opportunity arises for him to see you pour that clear liquid into your morning cup of Joe, and you can make your move by lunch.*
I am glad we cleared this up.
* this is advice coming from a girl who has had one serious relationship.
Today I told a friend to go to a party that the guy she is in to, is at. Drink a bit, then kiss him. B/c if it works... you are sober... but if he turns you down you can play it off as you were sooooo wasted......
this is actual advice i give people. I would do this to. I actually planned once to do this... but on the two occasions the other guy didn't come, and i wasn't ever alone with him......
So dating rule 1. Always be "drunk". Keep a flask filled with water in your backpack, encase the opportunity arises for him to see you pour that clear liquid into your morning cup of Joe, and you can make your move by lunch.*
I am glad we cleared this up.
* this is advice coming from a girl who has had one serious relationship.
Monday, November 2, 2009
Halloween '09
So this was the idea:
Lady Gaga and her balloon dress!
The finished product:
Well this costume was a hit.... moving around was troublesome but it will definitely be a night to remember. I made many friends on transit, took pictures with complete strangers and had many balloons popped. GREAT FUN!
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