Today I hung out with my Mom's coworkers. They are all over 50 but have known me since the day I was born.
We discussed London, my Mom, My friends.
We had a very strange chat with many sexual innuendos comparing handshakes and this certain man weak one...... I would never have this convo with my mom.
They were also very interested about my love life. and gave me much advice. I Love middle aged women
And one of those women married her high school sweetheart...... Kim... that could be you... sort of.......
I told them I wanted a Russian revolution themed wedding. They didn't get it. Oh well...
Friday, August 28, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
Pez Talk
Melanie brought me a Snow White Pez. I am currently eating the pez. I love Pez Candy!
During our discussion I think I completely ruined my innocent image. Oh well.
During our discussion I think I completely ruined my innocent image. Oh well.
Thats what she said...
Today while waiting for my bus, I ran into a friend we talked for a bit and then my bus came and I needed to catch it, but I lost my train of thought have way through excusing myself and I made things awkward
*Please excuse my attempt at English, it was 6:30 in the morning. What i meant to say was I need to head off to catch my bus...... I said
"Well, I better be getting head.... " (I forgot to add the 'ing' to head)
I will never forget the look he gave me after I said this.... It is embedded in my mind.
Plans for my week
Monday: Live through it
Tuesday Start House sitting. Goal: Do not kill the cat
Wednesday: Do not let the cat escape
Thursday:Pedi....cures..not files.
Friday: Rehearsal mOTHER f-ERS
Saturday: Tea? Possibly? 90's party. Still debating whether I should dress up. I really just want to wear my green body suit, but that for some reason doesn't scream 90's. The only other option is Spice Girl.... but I have a feeling if I go in that direction I might flash guests by mistake.
Sunday: No f-ing clue
Monday: Breakfast and Swimming. Even if it is freezing, I am jumping in that ocean. I didn't get in enough swimming time this year.
A conversation from Lindsay and I
From: Lindsay Sent: August 17, 2009 10:23 AMTo: Jessica Subject: tomorrow
Hey,
Is there anyway that you would swift shifts tomorrow? I have a doctors appointment at 9 in ladner.
From: Jessica Sent: August 17, 2009 10:24 AMTo: Lindsay Subject: RE: tomorrow
No Problem Mo FO
From: Lindsay
Thanks gangster
From Jessica
NO Prob L-Thug
We are the coolest Gangsters this side of the river. and dare I say both sides.
*Please excuse my attempt at English, it was 6:30 in the morning. What i meant to say was I need to head off to catch my bus...... I said
"Well, I better be getting head.... " (I forgot to add the 'ing' to head)
I will never forget the look he gave me after I said this.... It is embedded in my mind.
Plans for my week
Monday: Live through it
Tuesday Start House sitting. Goal: Do not kill the cat
Wednesday: Do not let the cat escape
Thursday:Pedi....cures..not files.
Friday: Rehearsal mOTHER f-ERS
Saturday: Tea? Possibly? 90's party. Still debating whether I should dress up. I really just want to wear my green body suit, but that for some reason doesn't scream 90's. The only other option is Spice Girl.... but I have a feeling if I go in that direction I might flash guests by mistake.
Sunday: No f-ing clue
Monday: Breakfast and Swimming. Even if it is freezing, I am jumping in that ocean. I didn't get in enough swimming time this year.
A conversation from Lindsay and I
From: Lindsay Sent: August 17, 2009 10:23 AMTo: Jessica Subject: tomorrow
Hey,
Is there anyway that you would swift shifts tomorrow? I have a doctors appointment at 9 in ladner.
From: Jessica Sent: August 17, 2009 10:24 AMTo: Lindsay Subject: RE: tomorrow
No Problem Mo FO
From: Lindsay
Thanks gangster
From Jessica
NO Prob L-Thug
We are the coolest Gangsters this side of the river. and dare I say both sides.
Sunday, August 16, 2009
I Will Dominate
I love Risk.
I have never lost a game. I love risk so much I once hit someone really really hard when they attacked me. But I still won.
I played last night and almost got decimated... but then in one turn i wiped out all the competition.
Why am I so talented at Risk?
I think it might be that I actually believe if I don't win, I will be sold as a slave, be forced to become a gladiator, or be forced into prostitution. I realize that this won't happen, but when that dice rolls, I start sweating, and I become a slightly taller version of Napoleon Bonaparte.
I also want to try this:
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Potem Toles, Puma's and Bears with Lasers. Oh My!
I am a busy girl. Every night this week I have or have had something going on. So yesterday was suppose to be my go to bed early night. Oh no.
A friend calls and tells me " tonight there are to be many shooting star, we are going to go star gazing"
To me the idea of lying under the stars under blankets freezing with friends, is a no brainer. I stayed out till 12:30. good fun. I realized though with my lack of sleep, my speech has suffered thus the running joke of them "potem toles". I meant totem poles, guys.
While Jena was taking pictures, Matt and I huddled for warmth, until I swear the bush by use moved, we both backed away and left Jena to defend us.
With the original movie night group having only three original members remaining in Canada, I got to thinking which Harry Potter Characters would we be.....
Jena is Harry Potter, for she is much braver than Matt and I could ever be...combined...
Matt is Hermione, for he is a smarty pants and likes to correct my words. ex. Potem toles
Me, I am Ron, fine by me. I think b/c I am stubborn. It just fits.
I enjoy singing with Lindsay.
We sand "Whats New Pussy Cat" Many a time together today. I will now shed a tear. Not really. But I will in my head
A friend calls and tells me " tonight there are to be many shooting star, we are going to go star gazing"
To me the idea of lying under the stars under blankets freezing with friends, is a no brainer. I stayed out till 12:30. good fun. I realized though with my lack of sleep, my speech has suffered thus the running joke of them "potem toles". I meant totem poles, guys.
While Jena was taking pictures, Matt and I huddled for warmth, until I swear the bush by use moved, we both backed away and left Jena to defend us.
With the original movie night group having only three original members remaining in Canada, I got to thinking which Harry Potter Characters would we be.....
Jena is Harry Potter, for she is much braver than Matt and I could ever be...combined...
Matt is Hermione, for he is a smarty pants and likes to correct my words. ex. Potem toles
Me, I am Ron, fine by me. I think b/c I am stubborn. It just fits.
I enjoy singing with Lindsay.
We sand "Whats New Pussy Cat" Many a time together today. I will now shed a tear. Not really. But I will in my head
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