I love Risk.
I have never lost a game. I love risk so much I once hit someone really really hard when they attacked me. But I still won.
I played last night and almost got decimated... but then in one turn i wiped out all the competition.
Why am I so talented at Risk?
I think it might be that I actually believe if I don't win, I will be sold as a slave, be forced to become a gladiator, or be forced into prostitution. I realize that this won't happen, but when that dice rolls, I start sweating, and I become a slightly taller version of Napoleon Bonaparte.
I also want to try this:
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